In a hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit...

 

But, what happens when Gandalf and a rowdy group of Dwarves barge in to Bilbo Baggins' quiet and peaceful hobbit hole? Just about everything Bilbo Baggins hates. Not only do the Dwarves bring the chaos, but they've also brought a contract. Bilbo is hesitant to sign but the Dwarves will do just about anything they can to force him to join the journey. Even if it takes a SHOT or two.

 

What happens in Middle Earth, stays in Middle Earth.